Dear Captain Butterball;
You are ruthless and a low-down dirty player who doesn't play by any rules but your own.
As darkness settles over the land and my weary, tired
army is resting to prepare for the next day's big battle, you send your
sneaky, seductive secret player into the field.
You have tempted and tantalized and tortured my brigade and we will not stand for it any longer!
No longer will we play fair. You want to fight dirty... then dirty we shall fight.
You think I am some weakling who cannot defend myself or my
people but you are wrong. I am strong and stubborn and I will not settle
for your abuse anymore. Taunt us all you want, but we have a few tricks up our own sleeves that will grind you into a fine pulp.
You might have won THIS round, but sweet revenge and
victory will be mine in the end and you will be left on the battlefield
squealing like the pig that you are with your tail tucked between your
legs.
Prepare for battle.
Sincerely Yours;
~Jaylin~
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